If you had expected that voice to be Ashwini’s, then I would say you are watching too many films. That too…Hindi ones. Actually, to be honest, even I wished that voice had been Ashwini’s. But, then it was a male voice; after all a male voice. Arun, it turned out to be. Hmm…who is he? Oh…yeah I met him in the auditorium this morning. He was with Mayank. “Hey…hi” I said. He had this twinkle in his eyes. “How did the interview go about?” he asked. “I don’t know” I said casually. He said that he did OK and was not sure whether he would get the admission. Typical Madras student’s modesty! They…sorry… WE won’t accept that we did well. I learnt from his eyes that he did well but then I chose not to talk about that. Right then I was busy thinking about some thing else. Where to go was the question in my mind. We were then joined by Bala, who happened to be Arun’s GD mate and also happened to be from good old Madras. We slowly walked towards the canteen to fill our empty stomachs.
There…I realized what Campus buzz was all about. In the canteen, suddenly, I was amidst some 20-25 boys and girls who were half-asleep; half-dressed and fully crazy. After some 5-10 minutes, I confirmed that they were speaking English. What would happen if four of you in your cubicle speak at a time? I mean…shout at a time! Multiply that by 5 and that is what happened at the canteen. I expected the canteen owner to be a smart malayalee and so it turned out to be. He had this cool eyes and calm composure and was handling multiple requests (IT effect…can’t help it) at a time. Bala ordered three samosas and three sandwiches for us. I pitched in my Bombay exploration idea to them. I had to raise my decibel level by 50% to listen to what I am saying. Arun had this are-you-crazy-look. Bala was not even listening. Slowly, I learnt that they were regulars to Bombay. They seemed to have visited this place many times. “Dei….ithu enaku first time-da…konjam naan solratha kelungada” (Guys…this is my first visit to Bombay…please listen to me). I was shouting this in my mind. They weren’t really excited by the idea. I did not know what to do. They started convincing me to stay in Arun’s hotel and leave for the 2030 flight. Coincidentally, we had booked the same return flight.
I was in a fix. Bala was actually right in saying that the traffic would be huge and there is a chance that we might miss the flight. The only reason I booked the flight was because I was not ready to miss office on Monday. So, I can’t afford to miss this flight. But then my mind wasn’t ready to accept my staying indoors. One thing I always wanted to do after watching “Kadhalar Dhinam” during my school days was to travel in a Bombay train. Not that I am expecting a Sonali Bendre with a red rose in her hand. Generally, I like crowds. After all, I am a part of the crowd, right? I compelled them to have a train journey. Arun was out of compulsion. He was not even ready to take a bus. He looked like he hated crowds. Bala is like your PM. He hears you out totally but he has already made up his own decision and wont budge. He listened to me patiently and in the end advised me against taking the train.
But then…I thought. Come on…Who are these Arun and Bala? I didn’t know them 3 hours before. Why should I convince them? Can’t I just go ahead and hit the Bombay roads? I was about to lie to them that I have some friend waiting somewhere. But then some thing stopped me. I didn’t feel the necessity to lie. The thought of lying made me feel bad. If I am right, I should have been able to convince them. Why am I not able to do that? Right now, my heart must feel excited. But, it wasn’t. I had the gut feeling that I should stay indoors. But then, the thought of staying indoors gave me creeps. My mind screamed at me to explore Bombay but my heart felt otherwise. In the end, I decided to give my heart the lead and accepted its decision. I suddenly felt low. “Stay in some god-damn hotel for 8 hours”. My mind was echoing this sentence continuously. All the high-voltage energy I had few minutes before, died out. I stopped looking at girls! Can I feel any lower?
The bag I was carrying suddenly felt like a ton. Arun said he had the interview with dean and it would take another 2 hours. I decided to go to my hotel and take back my shoes. I walked till the entrance and unknowingly called an auto. Just when I sat in the auto, I realized that I could have taken a bus. What is the urgency to take an auto? While on the auto, I called my mother and said that I am not doing anything till I board the flight. I had given a big build-up before I left home that I am going to do this…do that…visit this place. She was afraid that I might not be safe in Bombay. When I said I was not going anywhere, she was more than happy.
It was very hot at mid-day; equivalent to Madras. The auto-driver was constantly looking at me through the rear-window. I ignored that. Right then, I hated to be in formals. Immediately after I reached the hotel, I went to the rest room and wore my jeans. That changed my mood a little. I felt better. Of all the non-living objects, only my Levi’s and my bike can change my mood. By the way, Music has life. It can’t be counted as Non-living.
I called Bala from the hotel phone and learnt that they will be back in an hour. I thanked the hotel manager and came to the roads again. I bought a Maaza pet bottle and came to the nearby bus stop. My mind was constantly poking me to board any of the buses and go some where. But I didn’t. I spent time just sitting in one of the iron bars just like Munna and his friends did in the movie Boys. After some time, I started liking what I was doing. I started observing people. That is one of my favorite past times. One of the main reasons I preferred local trains rather than Infy buses to commute to office is because, I like observing people. Infy bus is the height of boredom! Same people… every day…
The buses were not that much crowded. I tried to note the bus numbers and the routes. But they were not in Hindi or English. Isn’t this a big problem every state government should address? At least… in Madras, we have some buses with English boards. But, I may be wrong too. I didn’t go past the Parle station and I can’t comment on the entire Bombay bus transport system.
Just then, a big family got down from a bus. An old lady of that family smiled at me as she was keeping her bag near me. More often I have heard that people in Madras are less friendly than those in other metros. I came to know its real meaning that day. In Madras, people won’t talk to strangers; they won’t even look at other people whom they don’t know. This, I realized, was exactly opposite to Bombay. In the 30 minutes I spent in the bus stop, I exchanged smiles with about five people. I mean just a plain, simple smile. It doesn’t cost anything. Does it? It made me feel-good. As I write this, I realize that it was only then I decided to spend some 3 or 4 years of my life in Bombay.
My Maaza bottle got over and I called Bala again. They seemed to have reached the hotel. Arun’s hotel happened to be exactly opposite to mine. But the per-day tariff there was 2400 rupees. At around 1.30 PM, we all went to his room. It was a good room. I explained him all the differences (which weren’t many) between my room and his and was trying to console him. He was extremely unhappy to have paid 3 times extra for the room in the same locality. We watched TV for about one or two hours. Meanwhile, I learnt that Arun was a financial analyst with CRISIL and has already attended an interview with ISB. “Oh My God…Do you mean the real ISB, Hyderabad?” asked Bala. I had the same surprise but didn’t show it. He said “Yes… but I didn’t convert it”. Bala was with an IT company, the name of which I forgot almost immediately. I didn’t ask him again because I thought he might think that I was not a good listener.
We then browsed for all the Tamil channels for comedy scenes and watched them for a few hours. You know what? Vadivelu rocks! At around five o’clock, we felt hungry and I led them to the Udipi hotel where I had my breakfast. Arun and Bala ordered some dosa but I was adamant on eating Bombay chaat. I ordered Pav Bhaji with two extra pav. Hmm…They were just delicious. We had coffee and I realized I won’t be hungry till tomorrow afternoon.
We came back to our room and took our bags. We decided to walk to the airport. It was just a 10 minute walk. The departure terminal was about a few hundred meters away from the arrival terminal. We had a calm walk. The vehicles were racing at their maximum speeds. The departure terminal was not abuzz with action as I expected it to be. I got the boarding passes for all of us. After the security checks, we realized that we had around 2 hours to spend there. I looked for a magazine shop. One was closed. Nearby, I saw a lounge with a 53 inch LCD TV. In the TV, I saw around 6 people crying simultaneously in a palace-like home. Yes…you guessed it right! It was KKKG in SET MAX. I decided to have fun. I called in Bala to watch the movie together. The next 1.30 hours which had equal proportions of movie time and AD time went off in a jiffy. Even though we laughed at every scene, we couldn’t bear the movie any longer. After around 1 hour which included a 30 minutes flight delay, we were inside the flight with me looking at a “speaking wax model”. Yes…she’s the Kingfisher Air hostess! If the rumor that Vijay Mallya himself selects the air hostess is true, then I have only one thing to tell him. “YOU HAVE A GREAT TASTE”.
The flight touched Madras at around 10.30 PM. Arun, Bala and I exchanged numbers and vowed to remain in touch. While getting down, the Infy thing worked again. I saw an Infy employee here too! I wasn’t exactly sure whether he was from B-2 or B-4. But I had seen him.
I came to the GST road. I realized that the last 24 hours was one of the best experiences I had in my life. As I called for an auto, I said one thing to Bombay in my heart. I’ll be back!
